Knobby Knees...

I'm going to say it's related to those "furry" bugs you find at home, with about a million long skinny legs. Except, as you can see, this one was the length and half the width of a standard kitchen spatula.

And it was in my kitchen. Next to my bedroom. Just as I was headed to bed.

Of course, I'm sure it too was totally harmless, which is why I was trying to scoop it up without hurting it. But those long legs made it like Bugs Bunny not wanting to go through a doorway. And it could jump! Geeeehhhh. I finally got it into a plastic grocery bag and dumped it outside.