Bugs in My Garden
Every year, along with the usual suspects, there are weirder and weirder bugs roaming around the environs of my house. Here are some of the specimens I saw over the course of two days.
Friday
Saturday

My only guess is that the caterpillar molted its head and legs off as it formed its cocoon. This was under the new one, and another head/legs ensemble was under the other one.

Look at the cool gold thorns!

Sorry it's so blurry - shooting and scraping at the same time are somewhat difficult. You get the idea.
Aaaand then there's the house spiders.

However, once ANOTHER one appeared on the scene, I deduced that this was in fact NOT the same as before, instead a smaller-bodied version. This concerns me.

Okay, it was getting crowded but I could live with two. I ignored them. A few days later, I found the second spider, curled up and dead, in my sock drawer. Hmm, this meant either a territory war or a wedding. I dumped the corpse and forgot about it. For a couple of weeks.
Then one evening, I arrive home and go to my bedroom to find the tatami floor--where I sleep, thank you--covered with skittering baby spiders. Now this was pushing my hospitality waaay too far. I spent a good part of the night picking up baby spiders with Kleenex and sweeping out the rest. From that point on, it was back to the slipper.
I do NOT need hundreds of baby spiders "skittering" around my bedroom. That scene was cool and all in Charlotte's Web, but that was outside, on a farm. So, out s/he went.

You can imagine how my heart was pounding out of my chest by the time I got it in there.
I didn't even bother shaking it out of the container once I got it outside, lest it flip about and land somewhere on my person. I left that pitcher outside in the driveway all night.

As if it wasn't creepy enough to pry its dangling head and shriveled abdomen off my wall with the Mukade Chopper, the strand of webbing that ended up connecting said abdomen to said Mukade Chopper contracted during transport, creating the illusion of life. Said spider head ended up on the floor. And then in the garbage can. Not much of a funeral. Sorry, dude.
1 Comments:
Oh my GOD! Those spiders are the scariest things I've ever seen! The only thing that could make them scarier to me would be if they were BEES! I am really, really, really, REALLY scared of bugs. Your calmness and cool, collected demeanor in blogging about them amazes me.
It's Racheal, by the way.
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