Poop, Fart

I dedicate this posting to all those who have chided me for slacking in the post department. Even those who went for over a month without posting, and those who have recently been posting pictures and stories from 4 months ago. No worries, mates, this post's for you.

Today's picture comes to you thanks to my pal, Melissa, who has delivered me into the world of Colon Cleansing. Last night I opened the package for the first time, only to be greeted by this attractive label. Mmm. Nothin' says "Good Morning" like a bellyful of fiber and an eyeful of intestinal tract.

Anyhoo, that's all I got. I'll keep you folks up-to-date on what comes to pass in this adventure, any resulting movements and how it all comes out in the end.

Good Day, Mr. Dung Pile.